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E          D_E

                         E
When I was a boy
My momma told me
                                      E         D E
Boy you got a big head
A
You gonna be a doctor, or a lawyer
                   E
Or an architect

       B
But I didn't listen
          A                              E
And I became what I am instead

                E
She said son, one day you'll make it
You gonna make a million, if not ten
                A
She said You gonna live in a big, big house
And drive a big, big jeep
        B
And I hate that woman
     A                             E
Because she lied to me

              A
Oh she lied to me
                                                                E
Said I'd travel the world and get educated
        A
Yes, lied to me
 
Said I'd marry a beautiful woman
                           E
Be interviewed on TV

        B
Oh, I hate that woman
                       A                                                       E
Because she dared to even think about lying to me

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It wasn't just the Easter Bunny
E/
It wasn't just Santa Claus
A/
It wasn't just the fact that whenever I lost my tooth
My mother's footprints were found on the floor

       B
Oh, well I hate that woman
          A                                      E
Because she lied to me once more