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This is the script designed by me, and for sum reason most of you out there don't understand, for me. Due 2 popular request I have re-written it so that ordinary ppl like u can use it. I've tried 2 link everything into the popups section so all u have 2 do is right click in the screens 2 play around. Have a look through the two alias files anyway caus i probably forgot to stick everything in.

I've made this version compatible with most platforms (dos, win 3.x, win95 .. etc) so there won't be any cool external programs like nuke protection and so on. (And no that's not caus i'm lazy i just wrote this on win 3.1).

You have 2 specify certain variables such as channels and a/s/l .. and so on, which of course i prompt you for. These are needed for the various remotes, which most ppl forget, make up the main script. (I've left out quite a few caus i wouldn't want u 2 look as cool as me). Unfortunately for the intelligent world i've added in quite a few childish slaps and kicks in the popups just to keep you kiddies happy. And pls, popups do not = slaps, they are drop down menus.

Ok, here it is. It's named under ultracow.exe so download it into a new directory (C:\Ultracow if u will) and type/click on ultracow. All my kewl stuff should deflate including Ultra32.exe. This is the file you're gonna start ultracow with so incase you were wondering why your directory is so damn big that's caus ultracow.exe is still there. It's done its job so delete it if that's not to hard for you, or move it 2 a safe place caus you might need to reload it after you've somehow managed to stuff things up. And if you've really got amazing computer skills make a shortcut to ultra32.exe (C:\UltraCow\Ultra32.exe) caus i'm not kewl enough to stick it in your start menu yet, Ok? .. kewl.

One more thing, here's a few ASCII pics I got off Nexgen (but don't tell anybody). There's an ascii menu in your channel popups, which of course is now empty, so if u want 2 fill it up with pretty pictures download this zip file into a directory called ASCII that you have to make in your ultracow directory (ie. mkdir c:\UltraCow\ASCII) and then unzip it ... *magic*.


txt.zip (90k)

HA, you thought I'd forgotten about you all my windows 3.1 friends! But noooo, we've fought long and hard together so here's the 16 bit version (2.oo) including mirc 5.02 (caus I liked the icon back then).


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