Alex: "So Clyde, you got a girlfriend yet?"
Clyde: "No, I'm self-sufficient."
Clyde: "I don't support any teams except Leeds."
Alex: "I was talking to your father about that last night .."
Clyde: "Which one?"
Alex: "... and the pages were in hotmail format." (Grasping at HTML there)
Clyde: "I wanna get a shirt and print enima on it." (anima - animation)
Gerhard: (referring to star wars) "no-one knows what the cyst is."
Keenan: "What time does the 7/11 close?"
Mr. Peter: "What is the purpose of urinating?"
Garreth H: "To get energy."
Mr. Meiring: "So how would we make NH4Cl?"
Vanessa: "With NaOH."
Mr. Meiring: "... and where would we get the Nitrogen from ... "
Mev. Vermaak: "Wat is 'Hoera'?"
Whole Matric class: "Yay!"
Mr. Tucker: "Pass those notes on Jeremey."
Jeremey: "Oh, i thought they were all mine."
Alon: "Bafana Bafana play African football."
Mr. Peter: "I think you're breathing again Vanessa."
Keenan: "Um Mrs. Blake, uhh Shultz .. i mean Schady ... "
Alon: "But the shorter you cut it the more it bushes sir."
Mr. Peter: "Break for the bell goes in 9 minutes."
Amir: "Pleeease can't I have some more time Mrs. Blake?"
Steven: "If it's below zero then it's negative."
Garreth H: "Well i'm substituting into the equation but I keep getting two answers, *deep thought* i am thinking this is a parabola."
Keenan: "But I still don't understand?"
Evan: "The key is ... "
Richard: "Shutup Bletcher."
Mrs. Schady: "Out!"
Richard & Steven: "No!"
Mrs. Schady: "ok."
Mrs. Katz: "Give me that letter."
Alon: "No, it's mine!"
Janet: "Please don't, I'm scared of balls!"
Steven: "What's a loots?"
Clyde: "In french ma'am?"
Gareth & Pat: "What's a ½ × two thirds?"
Alon, Richard & Mrs. Blake: "ummm ... "
Gareth, Pat & Keenan
(Playing camps) : "I don't wanna play with Clyde, you wanna play with Clyde?"
Clyde: "Thanx for the lift Mrs. Keenan."
Keenan: "Silence is golden ... "
Pat & Gareth: "Yeah, just like your hair!"
Evan: "Ok this time i'm gonna stop drinking."
Steven's maid: (while he's sleeping in the next room) "Steven, she is not here."
Steven: "Little white men in white coats ey janet?"
Janet: "Speachless" ... but nevertheless totally freaks out.
Alon: " ... and the rain wasn't raining."
Jared: "But I don't have an accent."
Keenan: "Colourds don't steal."
Gerhard: "Yes they do."
Steven: "Wow Seaman's big hey!"
Richard: "I could write a program for that."
Liat: "Oh I just love that song."
Gerhard: "I won't flick you."
Pat: "Siya is that your lunch bag?"
Keenan: "Mo .. time .. Mo .. damnit!"
Steven: "Hallo ... mmm ... en wat kan jy doen?"
Steven: "What are you called."
Tarryn: "Notes isn't food speeding ... "
Clyde: "You can't find the sum of a G.P." (geometric progression)
Keenan: "I'm listening but I'm not hearing."
Mrs. Dixon: ".. ok, use milk as an adjective."
Alon: "milk the cow."
Tarryn: "I'm so hungry, I wanna go home and sleep."
Vanessa: "What r u ppl going over??"
Alon: "Well obviously it's a security gun."
and five minutes later training to be a petrol pump attendant ...
Alon: "It's not stuck it just won't turn."
Steven: "You're going to dart a mice?!"
Evan: "He didn't scratch so i had 2 headbutt him again."
Tarryn: "I was alone in my house, with my 2 brothers."
Alex: "Guys, i don't have any money."
Ma'ayan: "So Angie, what do u do at cbfm?"
Keenan: "Ok i'll just play with myself then."
Sadly, an honourary dutchy section ...
Glenn: "Does midget peoples live here?"